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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:05
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
MIT’s Chilling Experiment That Could Prove Gravity Is Quantum - SciTechDaily
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com
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Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Everything You Need to Know About MicroSD Express - WIRED
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Pacific sediment cores unlock millions of years of climate history - Earth.com
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
MongoDB (NASDAQ:MDB) Reports Strong Q1, Stock Jumps 14.3% - Yahoo Finance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Skin Aging Reduced by Molecules from Bacteria in the Blood - Neuroscience News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
The 2025 Bootid meteor shower peaks June 27: Here's what to expect - Space
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors